In the days of yore the internet was a safe place. Your biggest risk was that someone might send you a nasty gram. Then someone by the name of Robert Morris created the first know self replicating computer program that made it out into the wild and the interwebs changed forever. Now, in the wild wild west of the brave new internet you risk everything to a slow computer, public embarrassment or even identity theft and the loss of real, significant money. In this series of pages I hope to help you swim the waters of the new internet without losing any body parts to the piranhas.