Dec 172012
 
  • Last month I found out how a clarinet works by taking it apart. I both found out and got in trouble.
  • My very best liked piece of music is the Bronze Lullaby.
  • Just about any animal skin can be stretched over a frame to make a pleasant sound once the animal is removed.
  • It is easy to teach anyone to play the maracas. Just grip the neck and shake him in rhythm.
  • The most dangerous part about playing cymbals is near the nose.
  • The flute is a skinny-high shape-sounded instrument.
  • Anyone who can read all the instrument notes at the same time gets to be the conductor.
  • A harp is a nude piano.
  • For some reason, they always put a treble clef in front of every line of flute music. You just watch.
  • A bassoon looks like nothing I have ever heard.
  • When electric currents go through them, guitars start making sounds. So would anybody.
  • I can’t reach the brakes on this piano!
  • While trombones have tubes, trumpets prefer to wear valves.
  • You should always say “celli” when you mean there are two or more cellos.
  • Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling him.
  • Refrain means don’t do it. A refrain in music is the part you better not try to sing.
  • A trumpet is an instrument when it is not an elephant sound.
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