Oct 252012

My favorite is the first. Don’t hate me for that….

Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.

Back in the thirties, we were told we must collectivize the nation because the people were so poor. Now we are told we must collectivize the nation because the people are so rich.

I’d rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University.

I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.

I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven’t just been sitting on my ass all afternoon.

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence.

Liberals, it has been said, are generous with other peoples’ money, except when it comes to questions of national survival when they prefer to be generous with other people’s freedom and security.

I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word “fair” in connection with income tax policies.

One must bear in mind that the expansion of federal activity is a form of eating for politicians.

I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob.

Scientists are people who build the Brooklyn Bridge and then buy it.

It had all the earmarks of a CIA operation; the bomb killed everybody in the room except the intended target!

Life can’t be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for ten years.

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