Jul 172012

I am almost 100% certain these are all fake, but funny. Enjoy.

“Aim towards the enemy.” — Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

“When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.”  — U.S. Army

“Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground. — U.S.A.F.

“If the enemy is in range…so are you.” — U.S. Army Infantry Journal

“A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what’s left of your unit. — U.S. Army’s magazine of preventive maintenance

“It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.” — U.S. Air Force Manual

“Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.” — U.S. Army Infantry Journal

“Tracers work both ways.” — U.S. Army Ordinance

“Five-second fuses only last three-seconds.” — U.S. Army Infantry Journal

“Bravery is being the only one who knows you’re afraid.” — Col. David Hackworth

“If your attack is going too well, you’re probably walking into an ambush.” — U.S. Army Infantry Journal

“No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.” — Joe Gay

“Any ship can be a minesweeper…once.” — Anonymous

“Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.” — Unknown Army Recruit

“Don’t draw fire; it irritates the people around you.” — Your Buddies

“If you see a bomb technician running try to keep up with him.” — U.S. Army Trooper


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