Dec 152011

These are undeniably true and chock full of wisdom. Enjoy. 🙂

The Law of Volunteering: If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.

The Law of Avoiding Oversell: When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

The Law of Common Sense: Never accept a drink from a urologist.

The Law of Reality: Never get into fights with ugly people; they have nothing to lose.

The Law of Self Sacrifice: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

The Law of Motivation: Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

Boob’s Law: You always find what you’re looking for in the last place you look.

Weiler’s Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense.

Conway’s Law: In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on; That person must be fired.

Iron Law of Distribution: Them that has, gets.

Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There is always one more bug.

Heller’s Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.

Osborne’s Law: Variables won’t; constants aren’t.

Main’s Law: For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

Weinberg’s Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs  the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.

Law of Drunkenness: You can’t fall off the floor.

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