Jun 212011
 
  1. Money cannot buy happiness but…somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.
  2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the jerk’s name.
  3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
  4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
  5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.

 

 Posted by at 7:16 pm
Jun 032011
 
  • – Once you are in the fight, it is way too late to wonder if this is a good idea.
  • – The madness of war can extract a heavy toll. Please have exact change.
  • – If everything is as clear as a bell, and everything is going exactly as planned, you’re about to be surprised.
  • – Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in one piece at the end of the day is better.
  • – Eat when you can. Sleep when you can. Visit the head when you can. The next opportunity may not come around for a long time. If Ever.
  • – Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative.
  • – If you are allergic to lead it is best to avoid a war zone.
  • – Flying is better than walking. Walking is better than running. Running is better than crawling. All of these however, are better than extraction by a Med-Evac, even if this is technically a form of flying.
  • – The only medal you really want to be awarded is the Longevity Medal.
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